Call me B, she/her, NSFW sometimes/ #Friday Night Smut/ Follow me @cartwheelandfaceplant for memes

About my blog

Tldr? I’ve changed who I write about and the list is at the end.

So I need to redo my master list because it’s very behind. 😬 there is no way that I’ll be able to put all of the past blurbs on a single post so I’ll just say to look up Friday night smut on my tags or the character name that you want. I’m going to work on getting a better master list because mine is like 6 month + out of date.

I’m changing who I write about a little:

If you want to send in stuff here’s what I write about and don’t. I post things on Friday evening USA central time.

Minors do not interact with anything NSFW. I’m an adult. Don’t do it.

Prompt list but you don’t have to use it.

Will write about:

  • Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
  • Other avengers, just ask
  • Dick Grayson/Nightwing
  • Jason Todd/Red Hood
  • Tim Drake/Red Robin
  • Damian Wayne/ Robin (nothing NSFW)
  • Roy Harper/Arsenal
  • Garth of Shayeris/Tempest
  • Kyle Rayner/Green Lantern
  • Bruce Wayne/ Batman
  • Clark Kent/Superman
  • All of their pets 🥺
  • And of course Alfred because he’s the bamf
  • Kitten (as in cat woman’s apprentice)reader
  • Batsis!reader
  • Supersis!reader
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Smut (18+ only so aged up to their older canon ages if they change ages in canon)
  • Horror (no one asks but it’s my favorite genre to write in.)

Won’t write:

  • Underage NSFW
  • Incest
  • Batcest shippers DNI or even fucking look at my page. The fam is platonic only. I don’t even know why I have to say this.
  • Noncon
  • Daddy/mommy kink
  • Abuse as romance
  • Jealousy fics as they are usually abuse too.
  • First time/ virgin having sex just because they’re too romantic and serious for me.
  • Oh yeah and that one time someone asked for Darksied/Thanos smut (I still have nightmares) I can’t do that. To, like, the world.

Other ships I might allude to in fics

  • Dickbabs or Dickori
  • Jaytemis or Jason and Isabel
  • Timkon or Timsteph
  • Damijon
  • Batcat

Masterlist

Current

Old Masterlist

No longer active

Ao3

Fic Rec lists

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I bought 2 tiny cakes after hanging out with friends because today is my birthday and I knew I’d be home alone this evening. I ate both of them and quickly realized why they are sold in such tiny containers because I am incredibly ill with a severe sugar overload 🤢😭

Reminds me of birthday parties when I was a kid 10/10 would do it again ☺️

My coworker is at lunch speaking to her husband in Spanish on speaker phone. She doesn’t know I can understand them. They’re arguing about baby names. She doesn’t want to name the baby after his mom but he already told her he would. I’m beyond invested. This is like watching an AITA in real life.

elusive-honeydew:

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𝐍𝐲𝐧'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧*ೃ༄

: ̗̀ 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚-𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐃𝐂

This is MY gift to YOU for hitting 100 followers!! The list below contains masterlists from wonderful & talented writers. Enjoy! ♡

Pls consider participating on our celebration, just check the original post and come party!! <3

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⚠︎ these are in no particular order | wanna check for other fandoms? Click here!


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This is a good list. There are some great writers on here

I’m now in my 30s but I have a baby face that make me look like 22 at best (very annoying at work). But the amount of old men (50+) who msg and flirt and try to follow me on social media while trying to hit on me while probably thinking I’m like 22 is horrific. Sir I look less than half you age. Why do you think it’s okay to be on my page?? And my page is private so they do this with 1 pic that’s only my face. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if they could see my actual page.

I was watching a scary movie on Netflix and for once, the sex scene actually had 2 people in a relationship that were grown adults AND neither were cheating on someone or having sex to ignore their problems. I didn’t know Netflix could do that

I just took care of a patient who’s nephew I had a FWB situation with years ago. The pts sister (FWB’s mom)visited and she was so happy to see me because she knew we had been friends. but it didn’t end well because he wanted to date after a while so we stopped talking. So she was like ‘why don’t I ever see you around anymore?’ And I had to lie and say it was work. My charge saw this and was like ‘omg how do you know them??😃’ and I had to lie again. Anyways, the mom said she’d tell him I said hi and I was like ‘… okay🙃’

So a guy I rejected is gonna hear from his mom that I said hi.

I’ve just read a Court of Thorns and Roses series. It’s actually really good. It’s not near as spicy as booktok would have you believe but that’s far from a problem because most of the storyline is really good. And the spicy that there is is quality.

And I can firmly say that I am a big fan of the batboys of both kinds 😅 I’m thinking about writing some fanfic for it because I could definitely make her world spicier lmaooo

Let me know what y’all think

dadfag:

some of y’all are so bold when u say “i would never be into [kink]!!!” do u not know u r one well written fic away from a new kink??